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Video Game Recruiting: A Lookback at America's Army

Posted on 24th Aug 2026

The United States military has always taken utmost pride in brainwashing children.. so why not use red-blooded Americans' tax dollars to develop a Counter-Strike clone? Addam Madd takes us back to the early 2000s for a look at the original military recruitment video game, "America's Army."

Cheap & Fun Date Ideas for You & Your Sweetie

Posted on 23rd Aug 2026

Are you broke-as-hell but down bad? Our resident dyke baddie, Miss Roach, has planned three different (affordable) dates you can use to impress AND get closer to your crush.

VIDEO: City of Cracked Statues II

Posted on 22nd Aug 2026

HOUDINI brings you a brand-spankin'-new skate video straight off the presses. Get your passports ready, chumps. We're going to Berlin!

Itch.io Roundup Summer '26

Posted on 21st Aug 2026

It's been a hot summer. Luckily, the artists and weirdos over on Itch.io blessed us with a divine volume of submissions. The "MindSlug" has plucked your new favorites from that sacred abyss.

Letter to the Editor: How Could You Not Know Ground News Was A Bad Idea?

Posted on 20th Aug 2026

HOUDINI has received a mysterious, typewritten transmission from a writer who simply signs their manifesto, "AM." They would like to make it known that they think Ground News is a bad idea. Our staff took the bait and now we're compelled to share.

Editorial: Thoughts on TV Ads in Political Campaigns

Posted on 18th Aug 2026

Our Editor-In-Chief gives us some brief thoughts on the power of the television in political campaigning. All you would-be power grabbers out there better have your notepads ready.

FRESH TRACKS: Liim Lasalle Summer 2026 Singles

Posted on 17th Aug 2026

Liim Lasalle's stylish brand of crooner-hop has eyes on him from all over the industry. Tap in early and check out the singles from his soon-to-be-released album here!

[film club] Male Loneliness in Spike Jonze's Her (2013)

Posted on 16th Aug 2026

And1 returns with their ongoing series about male loneliness, porn, and AI through the lens of modern Hollywood movies. This week on [film club], they set their sights on Spike Jonze's prophetic tale of AI psychosis, "Her."

Generational Discourse is Anti-Materialist and Must Be Rejected for Revolution to Succeed

Posted on 15th Aug 2026

HOUDINI speaks on the always-hot-button issue of generational discourse. We are here to convince you that we should toss our product-induced, age-related differences if we want to forge a new social era.